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Until Demotivational Poster


GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz


MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

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R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? d***it! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a s**t... or both. girls and boys are equally f***ed up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with bucksh**. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




NICOTINE - No such thing as too much of a good thing.




Not to say that failing is good -




BEEN THERE -


TAGS: until you brought it up
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - March 10, 2010, 6:18 am
Ditto what Sean said; 5 Poodles
Airman - March 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
I fully agree
Sean - March 7, 2010, 7:59 pm
This is great. If I saw this as an actual poster in a print shop I would buy it for sure. Just great.
Haarakkon - March 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Thanks, guys. I rather like it.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice work.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very nice work Haar, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:03 am
Genius.


Retirement is a flippin' myth -


TAGS: i get to work until i die
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - July 12, 2014, 7:02 pm
Never say never…286 days left…cough cough wheeze
Oldsod - July 11, 2014, 6:29 am
I'm already retired. Tired yesterday, tired again today.


I WILL WAIT FOR YOU ,FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. -


TAGS: untill forever dy2012
Rating: 4.78/5

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dy2012 - January 14, 2013, 1:05 am
thnx sho...i thought some1 already used this dispiriting foto..:)
Sho - January 13, 2013, 7:24 pm
Oww you used this pic first lol. Good job 5L


PREVENTATIVES -




HOPES & DREAMS -


TAGS: you never know until you try
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:01 am
Beautiful! Muy macho!


Giddy Down! -


TAGS: riding along until you realize
Rating: 4.36/5

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GaryO - May 22, 2013, 10:21 am
Yeah, when I grabbed the pic, I saw the caption too, but in my mind, them’s horsies, and a carousel immediately came to mind……then again, I’m not smarternu. Geeezus, make a profound poster whydontcha. Phukking critics in their cloistered worlds…..
smarternu - May 22, 2013, 9:43 am
dead coyotes, not horses.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:23 pm
OMG! it's the work of the Chupacabra! (Seriously, nice poster)
GaryO - May 20, 2013, 10:07 am
Thanks Guys. aaand, I have a bomber! Might be my first. Don’t think I’ve ever recvd a 1L before……I feel…..special now.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2013, 8:55 am
I've heard of beating a dead horse, but riding them is only possible in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. 5 dead foals.
Greeny - May 20, 2013, 7:16 am
Whoa! Woe! Wow!


SPACEDOG - Training for the Canine Space Program was both rigorous AND sexy.


TAGS: in space no one can hear you fart but youll live with it until you can get that helmet off
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:53 pm
LMAO! Story of my life; the ladies trying to keep me on a leash. 5 barks at the moon.


SUICIDE - My only escape now.


TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining b****ing complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.


GARY BUSEY - The Chuck Norris of... C'mon there is only one Gary Busey.




Time -


TAGS: killing time until it ran out
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Thedge - October 27, 2014, 10:47 pm
Pagong, great image and train of thought. Thanks!


it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!


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